Random Number: 1.4

1.4 out of 10 is the number that the 7 lowest-rated movies on IMDB.com all share. It's amusing to me that I've actually seen two of them, albeit with riffing provided by the magnificence that is Mystery Science Theater 3000, a cult tv show that is built on making fun of terrible movies.

Inappropriate!

The third news headline:

Tweedle D's Top Ten List #2: Lamest Tattoos

*Definition: Lame (noun) Meaning pointless

or poorly-drawn; laughable

10. 

Alright, this is not the worst of tattoos, it has a message of sorts, however inane. But on your shins? Really? And it should be "it's," as in, "It is time to party." Ridiculous.

9.

This is drawn rather nicely, but it's completely pointless. Is it inked in memory of your favorite arm chair, pal? Your dream arm chair? What is going on?!

8.

Again, not a terrible ink job, but why would you EVER, EVER get this done?

7.

This is just sad. So very, very sad. It looks like a middle schooler drew it in sharpie marker.

6.

The coloring is nice, but I wonder if it's healthy to love Tetris quite this much.

5.

LEARN TO SPELL! Or are we supposed to linger on the "mmmm," sound in summer, as if we savored it. And nothing captures the sweetness of summer like a lopsided anchor.

4.

So awsome, man. Who needs that 'E'? I'm awsome without it.

3.

Horrible. Why is the 8 practically hidden? And those wings, they wouldn't carry Tweety bird. Sickening.

2.

This just confuses me. "Hey, man, what's that?" "It's a chair!" "...Yeah. Yeah, it is."

1.

The ugliest tattoo I have ever seen. Everything is wrong with it. It just...it hurts my soul.

Happy Easter

On account of this weekend being Easter weekend, we will be taking a break, but will be back on Tuesday.

John 3:16-17 (New International Version)

"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him."

*sigh*

Many of you may be aware of Miley Cyrus' latest attempt at acting, starring Greg Kinnear (very disappointed) and Liam Hemsworth (for the sake of kindness I will not comment on Ms. Cyrus' co-star and current boyfriend). Deliciously sardonic New York Times movie-reviewer A. O. Scott wrote a hilarious and biting review of the film that has, over the past two hours, become very near and dear to me. Well played, Mr. Scott, well played. Here is one of my favorite quotes and I will post the link below so that you may revel in the full glory of this well-deserved criticism:

"So much more trouble ensues that “The Last Song,” if not for its sluggish pacing and soft lighting, might turn into farce. In addition to the terminal illness (signaled by a telltale cough around the movie’s midpoint), there is a church fire that Ronnie’s dad is believed to have started, a wayward friend with a bad boyfriend, another friend with a dead brother, a nest of sea turtle eggs menaced by a raccoon, and a romance — did I mention it was star-crossed? — with a hunky beach volleyball player named Will. That’s Mr. Hemsworth, a star graduate of the Taylor Lautner Academy of Shirtless Emoting." A. O. Scott, New York Times (04/01/10)

http://movies.nytimes.com/2010/03/31/movies/31last.html?ref=movies

Inappropriate!

• 4 women on a quest to be hot
• Can sexy get even sexier?
• Look good in a bathing suit
• Will she be a skinny bride?
• Her plan to lose weight

And this is right next to the "Local News" tab, which announces several gunshot and stabbing murders. Just when you think life can't get any weirder or more inappropriate.

He he he....