Tweedle D's Top Ten List #1: Facebook Pages

This Month's Top Ten: Facebook Fan Pages Whose Purpose Escapes Me

10. "Alfred (Batman's butler) is a Superhero"

This one isn't so much pathetic as just "huh?" worthy. It just baffles me. I...I...I don't know how I should react. Just...why?

9. "vampires are awesem"

These are the exact fan page titles, punctation, capital letters, spelling...all of it. I did not make this up. I won't question the merit of vampires, that is a battle I will not endeavor to take on at this time, but I will address the chosen spelling of the word "awesome." Really? Is it that hard of a word? I just...I just don't understand.

8. "You Must be Fire Cos You Are HOT!!!!"

Quite possibly the least clever pick-up line EVER.

7. "when girls THINK they are cute cuz they act dumb. but they are NOT."

I vote that we put an addition to this fan page that reads: "Unlike US. who are smart. and KNOW it."

6. "why do people make weird faces when they drink coffee?"

.....do people make weird faces? I hadn't noticed.

5. "I wonder what cartoon characters are doing in between episodes?"

They're probably hanging out in their studio trailers making weird faces when they drink their coffee.

4. "Not being eaten by sloths."

Ah yes, the classic "not being eaten" line of Facebook fan pages. I do agree with it though, I am definitely a fan of not being eaten by sloths.

3. "Not being eaten by the giant flying spaghetti monster."

Again, also a fan of this, but unofficially, of course.

2. *#blOking sOcial inTernet siteS in xul is so not cOOL#*."

So uncool. Then there's nothing else to do but learn that symbols do not begin and end sentences, and it's not ok to capitalize at will and school is not spelled "xul." It's time to end this captivity of free speech!

And, finally, number uno:

1. Is it a bird? is it a plane? No! It's SUPER HITLER!"

Wow. I..hmm...it's offensive, makes no sense, and destroys one of my favorite Superhero lines of all time all at once. Bravo.

*Note: If you are a creator or fan of any of these fan pages, please understand I mean no offense to you or any of your beliefs as reflected in your facebook fan pages